Questions inspired by adulting

1. Is the mold I’m scraping out of my shower toxic?
2. Why is Tinder guru not a marketable profession?
3. Am I really allowed to be unsupervised in the city?
4. Does that mean that I am now considered the responsible adult?
5. How many throw pillows is too many throw pillows?
6. Am I walking the wrong way? Again?
7. Where is that smell on the train coming from?
8. So I know East is right on a map… but where exactly is that in three dimensions?
9. WHY would any sane person make a phone call in a public restroom? No one wants to hear you pee.
10. 401-QUE???
11. Will I die if I eat these berries without washing them?
12. Is duct tape or a rubber band a better solution to fix my faulty toilet?
13. Can everyone else tell I don’t feel like a real adult yet?
14. Is that guy single?
15. How on earth did I function on 4 hours of sleep on a regular basis in college?